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One Sunday morning, Chelsea burst into the living
> quarters at the White House and said, "Dad! Mom!
> I have some great news for you! I am getting married
> to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in
> Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner,
> the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have
> to talk with you. Your Mother and I have been
> married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but
> she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom,
> so I have fooled around with other women a lot. Matt
> is actually your half-brother, and I'm afraid you
> can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken, but
> after eight months she eventually started dating again.
> A year later she came home and very proudly
> announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're
> getting married in June." Again her father insisted
> on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
> "Robert is your half-brother too, Honey. I'm awfully
> sorry about this." Chelsea was furious! She finally
> decided to go to her Mother and tell her. "Dad has\
> done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married,"
> she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells
> me the guy is my half-brother." Hillary just
shook her
> head. Don't pay any attention to what he says dear.
> He's not really your father."